Frog....

Is talking....





Yes, that is the toilet bowl.

That is supposed to be our resident frog, benny/jenny/whatever. It comes from my pipe, and sometimes hops in my toilet.

In my case, it came at a wrong time.

It was 2am, and I had slept at 8 due to an insane headache. I went into the toilet, still half asleep...

...and that green thing stared at me.

We looked at each other.

Then, the mind finally recognised that green thing as being "not part of the glory bowl". Like a chainsaw who's ignition chain was just yanked, I finally recognised that as the resident frog which I have been told about.

What did I do?

Take a piss. Close the lid.

Flush.

It was gone 2 hours later. :D

Hehe.